I used to make New Years Resolutions and I ALWAYS failed to keep them.
Then, on New Years Eve of 1980 I made the BEST New Years resolution ever.
I HAVE NEVER BROKEN IT IN 31 YEARS!
YOU can do it too!
It's very simple. This is all you have to do:
"I Resolve to never again make any New Years Resolutions"
It will be the easiest New Years promise to keep that you'll ever make
Because it will be the LAST one you ever make.
Have a safe & happy 2011 folks
(and you're welcome)